Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Try This On For Size

Ashlyn came downstairs looking like this...
The picture isn't the best, but you get the picture. Ashlyn + Clothes= trouble. Lately, she steals everyone else's clothes. Today, she got out a stool and rummaged through Kamryn's drawer to find a polka dot onesie from Kadi and a polka dot skirt with attached panties from Cami all in 3mo size! She REFUSED to take them off, she was quite comfortable! I could barely keep a straight face when looking at her. She reminded me of a cheerleader with a tiny outfit- no offense to those who are/were cheerleaders. Sadly, I can't find either piece at the moment. However, not due to the move.
Needless to say, we will be starting a daily clothes therapy session where we will be learning:
  • to pick ONE outfit and stay in it the remainder of the day
  • not sneak and steal other's cloths
  • appreciate having so many clothes to choose from and from so many great people
  • appreciate clothing advice when given after it was requested
  • articulate what is it about the clothes that makes them desirable

If you would like to be a guest speaker, please leave your information and availability in the comment section.

9 comments:

BWei said...

That is so hilarious. One high point is that all that clothes-changing gives you lots of opportunities to teach Ashlyn how to fold and put away her clothes neatly in her drawers. And maybe she can be an official laundry folder, too! :-) The kids are so beautiful.

Teeners said...

I remember my little brother having an episode of deciding to put all of his clothes under his bed. His punishment was that for a month, he only had two outfits that he could wear. Everything else went in garbage bags in my parents' room. So he did the wash for himself every night so he had something clean to wear the next morning. Oh, the fun.

Anonymous said...

That is too much. I love it!

Heather Macbeth said...

This was HILARIOUS! I actually think that she is quite skilled to actually get into 3M sized clothing!!! So awesome! I'll see ya tomorrow!

MKS said...

that is too funny!

Mandy said...

I'm still not seeing the problem with the outfit? I think she should go to fashion week at Bryant Park. I am impressed that she could fit into those clothes.

Emily Poll said...

Oh my gosh...hilarious! She would fit right in with some of these styles here in the city...

Pedro Garcia Millan said...

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===========================================

PART 1

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Pedro Garcia Millan said...

HERE'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF REALITY IN THE U.S.A. THAT PEOPLE TURN A BLIND EYE TO BUT AFFECTS THEM DAILY AND WILL EVENTUALLY KILL SOCIETY AS YOU & I BOTH KNOW IT UNLESS WE STAND UP & STOP THEM!
===========================================

PART 1

THE U.S. CITIZENS HAVE THEIR BRAINS SCRAMBLED VIA FLUORIDE IN THE WATER & ALL THE ASPERTAME THEY CONSUME IN POP DRINKS, BUT THERE IS MORE.....

You see, Bush Sr., & Jr., Clinton, Regan, Carter, Obama, Ford...ALL these presidents are in what is dubbed a SECRET SOCIETY called The Moloch Axis Demoniacs (i coined the phrase myself...Dr. A.P. and i don't use my full name because WHO knows WHAT sinister crap they'd do to me IF they found out?) or M.A.D. for short.

These people, and there’s obviously more of them (Cheney, Rumsfeld etc.) than the ones mentioned, control KEY positions not just in government, business, society etc. They are GRADUALLY erroding MORAL/FAMILY VALUES in society. SO gradual that it's like hairloss! You see it ever so slowly and you have to be a keen eye to boot!

For example, women in the workforce...they go to work so WHO takes care of the kids? Some goofs getting minimum wage who could care less about those kids. Family split apart because NOW both parents work and the cost of life itself purposely increased to perpetuate this separation. Kids grow up with NO moral/family values. Repeat this a few generations and before you know it, you have mindless zombies that don't know RIGHT from WRONG! Easily programmable to get in debt, be anti-christ-like etc.

Also, the coming mark of the beast 666. Remember HOW it all used to be ca$h only? Then they introduced checks, then credit cards to get yourself in serious financial troubles, then ATM cards, and now that STUPID SWIPE-PASS card. What is the purpose of all this? To get people broken down enough and stupid enough through putting FLUORIDE in the drinking water and ASPERTAME in soda drinks/pop cans so we ALL can accept the 666 chip. So NOBODY can buy or sell or own ANYTHING lest he has the mark of the beast (anti-christ) which is 666.

I can go on for days & days as to the subtleties and more examples but i think you all SEE the points i make here. It's all SUBTLE and GRADUAL negative changes day in & day out that these M.A.D. demons (because they are demonic and have placed their trust in demons in exchange for their souls and material possessions here on earth) are passing into laws in Canada, USA, UK, SPAIN, FRANCE etc